Las Vegas Jiu Jitsu

Open Mats Across Town and the Parking Lot Decision

Jiu-jitsu regularly sends people to other people's gyms. Open mats on a Sunday, a visiting instructor running a seminar, a training partner who changed academies and wants you to come see the new room. Very few hobbies involve driving to a competitor's building and being welcomed inside, and this one treats it as ordinary practice. The etiquette is settled too. You call ahead, you pay the mat fee if there is one, you tap early, and you do not try to prove anything in somebody else's room.

In Las Vegas that means crossing the valley. Academies here sit in commercial bays and light industrial rows from Henderson through Summerlin and downtown, and the drive between two of them can eat forty minutes on a Saturday morning. You finish two hours on the mat somewhere you have never eaten, and the bag in the trunk gets worse the longer four people stand around deciding.

Seminars make the timing harder, because they finish when they finish. A three hour session billed to end at seven runs to seven forty, everybody is out of the shower by eight, and half the room drove in from the far side of the valley and does not want to start the trip back hungry. The host academy gets asked where to go, and usually has not thought about it.

Two of the corners where that happens are the south and southwest edges of the valley. A smash burger and pizza counter with locations on South Maryland Parkway and South Fort Apache Road covers both of them. The menu at Smash and Slice runs to New York-style pizza, wings, salads and chicken, the restaurant calls its cooking Italian-inspired and American-made, and each address takes orders online.

None of that is training advice, and we are not going to tell anybody what to eat after a session. Diet arguments in this sport never end and we are staying out of them. The point here is purely logistical. When you train somewhere unfamiliar, the food decision gets made in a parking lot by whoever is hungriest and loudest, and it goes better when one person looked something up in advance.

If you are the one hosting a visiting group, that person is you. Post the address of the mat and two or three options within a few minutes of it, put a phone number beside each one, and the drive home stops being a problem that twelve people have to solve at nine at night.

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